*you have one new message*
"ong dogg i just gave a great presentation. i had to give this presentation about anything i wanted in the business realm, so i did it on naps and how we should be allowed to have naps during the workday. ahaha, i just kept talking about george costanza taking naps under his desk at work, those creeps loved it, ahahaha, SAHPAHRIZE. dece lil presentation i put together in like twenty minutes, sahpahrize."
*end of messages*

I am absolutely certain that no one reading this has any doubt about who this message was from. stax continues to amaze me with his love of throwing random assignments together at the last minute. not only are they absurd, but somehow, some way, he actually gets away with them. every single time. think it is just a lucky streak? think again. jud bueschler nailing a 3-pointer at the buzzer to win the nba finals (fucker) ... that is luck. jlau somehow managing to type two words without having to press backspace twelve times ... luck. or tutaj yanking his matress down from the loft in such a way that is knocks jlau's alarm clock to the floor breaking only his beloved snooze button? hilarious. but also, luck. when it comes to do with any sort of assignment though, i must admit, steve has the system figured out. need we be reminded of some of his other absolutely ridiculous projects? There are simply too many to remember, but here are the highlights:

- "Mahna mahna" music and technology assignment, and for that matter, all of his music and technology assignments
- Globalisation vs. Globalization" economics paper ... this is no joke, he actually wrote an entire paper concerning nothing more than how some of the readings spelled the word differently.
- and my favorite, the "War, What is it good for? Absolutely nothing" powerpoint presentation

so congratulations, steve. you were able to perservere through hard times, such as having a brain tumor and having to cope with your parents being on a hijacked plane, and still come out on top. i am glad to see that your "go get em" work ethic has not changed.